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What a delightful little ditty!
―Queen Wanda[src]

"The Ballad of Timmy Turner" is a song featured in "Face the Music".[1] It is Timmy Turner's "Godchild Song", written and performed for his Song Day Festival by the songstrel Ruberiot.

Lyrics[]

Who is the boy with the buttercup hair?
Who sleeps on the moon and dances in the air
With tears made of honey and a heart full of bunnies
Whose infinite virtues are known near and far
It's Fairy World's own sweetheart, our dear Godchild Timmy

And under the shimmer and rubies and pearls
Lies hidden a fierce and adventurous boy
The forces of evil that lurk in the night
Will cower in fear when this shooting Star...
...ignites!

[propulsive rock beat]

Weaving magic like a born spell-caster
And wreaking havoc like a natural disaster
He rocks his Narwhal Blast and Warnicorn Stampede
He's gonna earn his crown, so hail to the Ki-i-i-ing!!

'Cause he's a rebel godchild, he's the best
He's a ball of lightning in a hot pink shirt
He's a thunderstorm roaring through the night
He's our shooting Star, and he's lighting up the sky!

Oooh-oooh!
Oooh-oooh-oooh!

[slow, heavy beat]

Shooting Timmy shining in the night so bright
He started to attract a pair of envious eyes
The villain rose up from behind the jester's cross
He drove him away but didn't know what he had lost

Glossaryck and his book of spells
How could he know Ludo would take 'em for himself?
He confessed to his fairy godparents, all full of dread
The King and Queen exchanged a look, and this is what they said
This is what they said, this is what they said:

"We will keep your silence for you
From the citizens of Fairy World and the High Commission too
To keep the peace, we will play the game
Royal secret from royal shame
Royal secret from royal shame"

Royal secret – one last to tell
A prince under true love's spell

[upbeat rock beat]

Who is the girl in the earthly attire?
The princess of the prince's deepest desire
I don't need to show it, I think we all know it
But just to be certain, I'll say it again

Timmy Turner is in love with his best friend!
[quickly] And her name is Chloe Carmichael.
Forevermore!!!

Trivia[]

  • On the BMI Music Repertoire website, this song is listed under the work title "Ruberiot Rock Opera".
  • This song reveals the fact that Timmy secretly has a crush on Chloe.
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