| (theme song) | |
| Episode begins at a dungeon tower. Timmy Turner blasts a guard knight through a wall with wandless magic. | |
| Knight | [screams] |
| Timmy Turner | Oh! Not bad, me! |
| More knights swing their weapons at Timmy. He dodges and fires back with more magic. | |
| Timmy | Incoming! |
| Chloe Carmichael fights off a knight with her sword, El Choppo. Janna Ordonia, Mr. Pants, and Brandon look behind them and duck down. The knights that Timmy sent flying crash into the knight that Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon were fighting, and they fall down a flight of stairs. | |
| Brandon | Nice! |
| As Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon continue fighting, Cosmo sinks his teeth into another knight's leg. | |
| Cosmo | Tastes like chicken! |
| Chloe Carmichael | Glittery Heart Slap Blast! |
| Chloe sends two more knights flying with a purple heart-shaped blast. | |
| Janna Ordonia | Rainbow Fist Punch! |
| Janna sends another knight flying into a wall with a fist of rainbow light. The knight's mace strikes his own face. | |
| Mr. Pants | Look out! |
| Another knight hurls a wrecking ball at Timmy, and he jumps out of the way. When Star hits the ground, his purse goes flying. | |
| Timmy | My purse! |
| Timmy catches his purse just as it flies out the tower window. | |
| Timmy | Whew! |
| The photo of Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon's "Beach Day" slips out of the purse's open zipper. | |
| Timmy | Noooo! |
| Timmy jumps out the window, hangs from the ledge by his foot, and catches the photo. | |
| Timmy | [sighs in relief] |
| Chloe | Come on, Timmy! [pulls Timmy back inside the tower] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Cosmo run to the top of the tower and reach a door covered with a lot of locks and chains. | |
| Timmy | I got this. Narwhal Blast! |
| Timmy breaks the door down with a Narwhal Blast, and he, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo run inside. | |
| Timmy | Wanda?! |
| A fairy's prisoner hangs upside-down from the wall. | |
| Prisoner | [coughing] I'm not Wanda. |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | What? |
| Warden | For corn's sake, Timmy Turner! This is the third time you've ruined my prison tower! Couldn't you have used one of the holes you already made? [shows Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo two holes of the prison wall that are made by them before] |
| Timmy | Uh, sorry. We just wanted to triple check to make sure we hadn't missed anything. |
| Warden | I believe I told you before – let me say it again – Wanda's not here! |
| Prisoner | You know, this is all Wanda's fault anyway. Keeping secrets and conspiring with evil queens. |
| Timmy | I know things are a little shaky right now, but it's not Wanda's fault. |
| Prisoner | Yeah, I suppose you're right. It's your fault! |
| Timmy | Ugh! |
| Warden | [tightens prisoner's bindings] Yes, the moment you're in charge, you just hand the whole kingdom over to the Queen of Darkness and her frozen monster husband. [to prisoner] How's that feeling? Too tight? |
| Prisoner | Oh, no, you— y-you could go tighter. |
| Warden | Now with Queen Eclipsa in charge, I'm no longer allowed to imprison monsters. No. I've had to resort to imprisoning fairies, and... well, you know, I'm just not as passionate about that. |
| Timmy | How about just not imprisoning anybody? |
| Warden | How about you let me keep doing my job, and I'll let you keep ruining everything for everybody? |
| Timmy | Fine! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo leave. | |
| Warden | Humans. Am I right? |
| Prisoner | [strained] Totally. |
| Scene cuts to tower exterior, inside a small canyon. Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo go inside Slushious. | |
| Timmy | [sighs] There's gotta be some place in Fairy World we haven't checked yet. |
| Janna holds a map of Fairy World with a lot of X-marks on it. She makes another X-mark. | |
| Janna | I don't know, Timmy. We're running out of options. [sniffs, looks at Cosmo, shudders] We could go to the Hot Springs again. It's been awhile since some of us have showered. |
| Cosmo | [shoves Janna's face in his chest, laughs] Drink in that musk, girl. Ha-ha! That's all natural. |
| Mr. Pants | [pulls away] Okay! [groans] |
| Timmy's compact mirror phone starts ringing. | |
| Brandon | You want to know why hygiene is important? It's because the world is a petri dish of bacteria! |
| Timmy answers the phone call to see Tam Lucitor. | |
| Timmy | Tam! |
| Tam Lucitor | How's the search goin' today? |
| Timmy | Oh, it's goin' great! We got tons of leads! |
| Tam | Isn't that the same tower you checked twice already? |
| Timmy | Uh, noooo! What do you know about towers? You live underground. |
| Tam | There are towers in the Underworld, you know? |
| Timmy | Sorry, sorry. You're right, Tam. You're not stupid. |
| Tam | You never said I was stupid. |
| Timmy | Well, not out loud. |
| Tam | [laughs] Okay. That's the Timmy I miss. |
| Timmy | Miss you, too, Boo! See ya soon! [closes phone] |
| Brandon | ...And then, when you go to eat the sandwich, your fingers are gonna touch the food you eat in your mouth. And that's how to eat a sandwich! |
| Chloe's phone starts ringing. She answers it. | |
| Chloe | Hey, dude. |
| Tam | (o.s.) Hey, Chloe... |
| Timmy | We've looked at this a million times. |
| Cosmo | Maybe we've been looking at it all wrong. |
| Tam | (o.s.) I just want to make sure. You know I know what a tower is, right? |
| Chloe | Yeah, I know you know what a tower is. |
| Tam | (o.s.) So you'll be home at some point, right? |
| Chloe | Think he still wants to re-check a few more places, but we're running out of options. |
| Tam | (o.s.) Did he call me stupid? |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Hey, you there! Is everything okay? |
| Timmy | Uh, yeah. We're kind of in the middle of something. |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Oh, my bad! I thought you fell down and broke all your bones. Ignore me! |
| The monster starts walking away. The back of his T-shirt bears Wanda's image. | |
| Timmy | Wait a second! Wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait! Hey-hey-hey, monster dude! Your shirt! |
| Timmy runs up to the monster and pulls on his shirt. | |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Whoa! What'd I do?! |
| The back of the monster's T-shirt has Wanda's face and reads "COME SEE ME AT THE PIE CARNIVAL!" | |
| Timmy | It's... It's her! |
| Cosmo | Wandaaaa! |
| Mr. Pants | [reading] "Come see me at the Pie Carnival." |
| Cosmo | [grunts] [demonic] Pie Carnival! |
| Janna | Why would Wanda be at a Pie Carnival? |
| Timmy | She's probably confused. The time she spent in the Realm of Magic really did a number on her memory. |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Wait a minute! Are you Timmy Turner?! |
| Timmy | What? Oh! |
| Three-Eyed Monster | [vigorously shakes Timmy's hand] It is an honor to meet you! |
| Timmy | Oh! [laughs] It's nice to meet you, too. But about the Pie Carnival... |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Yeah, the Pie Carnival. [chuckles] Oh, they hate monsters there! But they gotta deal with us now, you know? Ever since you gave the kingdom back to Eclipsa, you've given us monsters a chance to live a normal life again! |
| Timmy | Oh. Well, I guess I was just doing what felt like the right thing to do. |
| Three-Eyed Monster | You did good, Prince. Too bad your godmom was such a dum-dum! |
| Cosmo | [demonic] You take that back about my wife! |
| Timmy | Cosmo, wait! He knows where Wanda is! Uh, monster dude? Please, can you tell us how to get to the Pie Carnival? |
| Three-Eyed Monster | Oh, yeah, didn't I say? I guess I didn't— I was very excit— It's just over that hill! |
| Timmy | Okay, thanks! Bye! |
| Cosmo | Wait! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo run to the carnival grounds. The entrance sign reads "PIE CARNYVALE". | |
| Timmy | "Pie Carn-ya-val-lay. Now with Queen Wanda." My godmother is Queen Wanda! |
| Timmy runs into the carnival, pulling Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo along. | |
| Cosmo | Wait! Wait! [tackles Janna to the ground] |
| Timmy | Cosmo, Wanda's here. |
| Cosmo | [demonic] Aah! Pie Carnival! Danger! Pie Folk! |
| Timmy | Pie Folk? |
| Cosmo | [demonic] Pie Folk! The sleaziest scammers in all of Fairy World. What may seem like a fun carn-ya-val is but a trap to take everything you have. Your wand! Your belongings! Your family! |
| Timmy | Did this, uh... happen to you? |
| Cosmo | I was trying to win a boombox. But now they've taken my wife! |
| Timmy | Well, say what you want about the Pie Folk. But if Wanda's here, I'm going. [walks away] |
| Cosmo | Honey, wait! Wear a backpack! She's doomed. |
| Mr. Pants | Uh, w-w-w-wait a sec. Look, we've been questing for weeks, and I haven't had a proper meal. Let's get some food. |
| Cosmo | You just touched me! |
| Janna | C'mon, man. You're, like, the hungriest guy I know. You gotta be starving, too! |
| Cosmo | Of course I'm starving. I'm starving for my wife! [whimpers] My wife. |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | Uhhh... |
| Cosmo | We'll eat a proper meal at home after we find Wanda! |
| Janna | I'm just talking about a snack, dude. This place is full of pies! |
| Cosmo | Full of pies? [bites a leg of meat] Full of lies! |
| Janna | You... You have food? Cosmo! Is that a drumstick?! |
| Cosmo passes by a pie stand. Janna stops in front of the same stand. | |
| Janna | Hey. Can I, uh... Can we get one of these pies? |
| Elderly Pie Folk Woman | They're six-fifty. |
| Janna | Wait. Six dollars and fifty cents, or six hundred and fifty dollars? |
| Elderly Pie Folk Woman | [smiles] |
| Janna | I don't care. We're hungry. But you better throw in a napkin. |
| Cosmo | Janna, no! I told you not to eat the pies! They're stuffed with nothing but balderdash and humbug! And [demonic chant]! I'm onto you. |
| Janna | [picks up pie and leaves $650] Look, man, I'm eating this pie. |
| Cosmo flings his crown at the pie in Janna's hand, causing it to go flying. The crown twirls back onto Cosmo's head, and he poofs away. Meanwhile, Timmy walks up to a tall Pie Folk man and pulls on the back of his suspenders. | |
| Timmy | Oh, hey, sorry to bother you. Have you seen my godmother? |
| The man turns his neck 180 degrees to look at Timmy. | |
| Pie Folk Man | Uh, that depends. Who's your godmother? |
| Timmy | Queen— Uh, former Queen Wanda. |
| Pie Folk Man | Ohhhhh! [bows to Timmy] Forgive me for being so common, milady! Your godmama... Uh, I mean, Queen Wanda is over at the meet and greet. I'll walk you over. Hold my pie, would ya? |
| Chloe | [holds man's pie] Sure. |
| The Pie Folk man pulls up on his pants and leads Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo over to the meet-and-greet area just a few feet away. A sign reads a chair reads "MEET WANDA", and a sign over the chair with Wanda's face on it reads "CLOSED". | |
| Pie Folk Man | There it is! Problem is meet and greet is closed. I gotta go. That'll be six-fifty for the pie. |
| Brandon | Oh, right. [laughing, gives $650 to the man] There ya go. |
| Timmy looks emotional at the "CLOSED" sign of Wanda's face. | |
| Merchant | Excuse me, mister. Did I hear you're looking for Queen Wanda? |
| Timmy | Yes! Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes, yes, yes! Oh, please tell me you know where she is! |
| Scene cuts to interior of the merchant's tent, where multiple pieces of Queen Wanda merchandise are on display. | |
| Merchant | Welcome to the exclusive Queen Wanda Merchandise store! Or shall I say... Wanda-chandise! Here we have all your Queen Wanda merchandise needs! Including thirteen different types of Wanda Dolls! Our newest addition is the Supportive Godmother Wanda Doll! [pulls doll's string] |
| Wanda Doll | You're doing just fine, sweetheart. |
| Timmy | No! We don't want your dumb merchandise! |
| Cosmo | [holding a lot of Wanda Dolls] Maybe just... one or two. |
| Timmy | I thought you said you hated the Pie Folk. |
| Cosmo | Yeah, but do I hate the Pie Folk more than I love my wife? |
| Timmy | Ugh! |
| Timmy leaves the tent. | |
| Timmy | She's everywhere. |
| Around the carnival, people have Queen Wanda merchandise and stand next to Queen Wanda cardboard standees. | |
| Timmy | (o.s.) Just look around. They all love my godmother, guys. |
| Merchant | Sounds like you need a Supportive Godmother Wanda Doll. |
| Timmy buys a Wanda Doll from the merchant and hugs it. | |
| Timmy | I thought giving the kingdom back to Eclipsa was the right thing to do. But... I don't know. Did I... Did I blow it? |
| Janna | You were King, and you made a decision. [takes Wanda Doll from Timmy and drops it on the ground] Some people might just need some time to get used to it. |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo hear fanfare. A man on a stage playing Manfred addresses an audience. | |
| "Manfred" | Fellow fairies! Let us tell you a tale... one that we all know too well. |
| Cosmo | Maybe this will take my mind off of things. |
| "Manfred" | The Fairy Follies! |
| The theater curtains open to reveal a man playing a dull caricature of Cosmo, with a pie on his head. | |
| "Cosmo" | Ho-ho-ho! Being king of Fairy World is the easiest job I've ever married into! |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| Cosmo | Who... Who is this idiot? |
| "Cosmo" | [belches] All hail your king! |
| Crowd | [laughing and booing] |
| Cosmo | Oh, no! It's me! I'm the idiot?! |
| "Cosmo" | I'm all out of fooood! What do I do?! |
| Crowd | There's a pie on your head! |
| "Cosmo" | Oooh! There's a pie on my head? |
| The actor playing Cosmo stands up, and the pie on his head falls off. When he tries to catch it, he stumbles and falls onto it face-first. | |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| Male Fairy | [laughing hysterically] I can't! I can't! He's so dumb! He's just like the real King Cosmo! |
| Cosmo | [shoves male fairy away] [demonic] This is an outrage! |
| Timmy | [sighs] Let's get out of here. We don't have to watch this. |
| An actress playing a goofy caricature of Timmy Turner appears on stage hanging from a rope. | |
| "Timmy" | Cosmo! Save some pie for me! Timmy Turner! |
| Crowd | [laughing and booing] |
| Timmy | Oh, no. |
| "Timmy" | I'm here to destroy the great fairy legacy with all my wishes! [falls on his butt] |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| "Cosmo" | But, Timmy! What about your responsibilities to the fairies? |
| "Timmy" | Here's what I got to say about fairies! Narwhal Blast! [farts] |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| Timmy | That's not how the Narwhal Blast works. |
| Chloe | Hey. Let's... Let's leave. |
| Timmy | No. No-no-no-no. No-no. I want to see what happens next. |
| Chloe | But I don't! What do you think they're gonna do to me? |
| "Timmy" | What's that I hear? I think my best friend is about to make an appearance! It's... Horseface! |
| The actress playing Timmy reveals a Pony Head puppet on his hand. | |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| "Timmy" | My only friend! [imitates Pony Head] Girl, you know I'm so sassy! Hee-haw! |
| Chloe looks sad. | |
| Wanda | (o.s.) You two always make such a mess! |
| A spotlight shines onto the stage. | |
| "Timmy" and "Cosmo" | Oh, no! |
| Wanda | (o.s.) But do not worry. |
| Wanda appears from behind the stage backdrop. | |
| Crowd | [gasps] |
| Wanda | Your Queen is here! |
| Crowd | [cheering] |
| Scene cuts to black. Cut back to Wanda on stage. | |
| Crowd | [cheering] We love you, Wanda! The rightful queen of Fairy World! All hail Queen Wanda! |
| Cosmo | [teary-eyed] Wandapie! |
| Chloe | Is that really her? |
| Timmy | It has to be! [runs to the stage] |
| Janna | Timmy, what are you doing?! |
| Timmy | Wanda! Wanda! It's me, Timmy! |
| The theater music stops playing, and Wanda stares at Timmy. Timmy climbs onto the stage. | |
| Timmy | You're here! [hugs Wanda] Mmm! |
| Wanda | Um, excuse me? |
| Timmy | I know you don't remember me, but this hug feels good right now. |
| Elderly Man in Crowd | Who is that? |
| Man in Crowd | What's going on? |
| Wanda | Who... Who are you? |
| Timmy | Wanda, you were in a magical dimension. You lost your memory. There was a unicorn? |
| Wanda | [in complete shock] Um... meh... |
| Timmy | I know it doesn't make any sense, but you're my fairy godmother. |
| "Timmy" | Indeed! Queen Wanda is like a fairy godmommy to us all! |
| Timmy | No, she is actually my fairy godmother! I am the real Timmy Turner! |
| "Timmy" | Well, I've got the wand! But I don't know how to use it! |
| Crowd | [laughing] |
| Timmy blasts away the actress playing him with a Heart Blast. | |
| Crowd | [gasps] |
| Timmy | I don't need a wand. |
| Man in Crowd | It's the real Timmy Turner! Get him! |
| Crowd | [shouting and throwing pies] |
| Timmy | I'm sorry... |
| Timmy and Wanda duck under flying pieces of pie. | |
| Timmy | ...but I need to queen-nap you. [grabs Wanda and runs away] You make terrible pies! |
| Cosmo | You tell them! |
| Mr. Pants | We gotta go! [grabs Cosmo and runs away] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, Cosmo, and Wanda are chased out of town by an angry mob with pitchforks. | |
| Timmy | Warnicorn Stampede! |
| Timmy summons a pair of warnicorns, and they escape on horseback. | |
| Cosmo | We'd love to stay, but we don't want to! |
| When they reach the outskirts of the village, the warnicorns disappear. | |
| Timmy | Wanda! [hugs Wanda, along with Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon] |
| Cosmo | Wandapie! [hugs Wanda] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | Mmm! |
| Cosmo | You've come back to me. [tearing up] I was so scared I would forget your face, but you're as beautiful as I... |
| Cosmo brushes Wanda's face with his hand, and her lipstick smears on his fingers. | |
| Cosmo | ...remembered... Uh... [mutters] |
| "Wanda" | Um, I have to tell you something. |
| "Wanda" takes off his wig, revealing himself to be another Fairy Follies actor. | |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | [gasp] |
| Cosmo | You... cut your hair? |
| Erik | No, I'm not— [clears throat, in normal voice] I'm not the real Queen Wanda. My name is Erik. [chuckles nervously] Sorry I didn't tell you a minute ago. I was trying not to break character. |
| Timmy | We were so close! [crying] |
| Chloe | Oh, my gosh! You have a gift! This is the most flawless contouring I've ever seen! |
| Erik | I used my new luminizer to highlight my cheekbones. |
| Chloe | Sometimes Turdina likes to highlight with glitter. |
| Erik | I like to use glitter on my eyelids to make 'em pop! |
| Chloe | Sometimes I'll put a little bronzer on, and then blend it with my— |
| Timmy | CHLOE! We don't have time for this! |
| Erik | Oh, my gosh. Can I just say it's an honor to meet the real Timmy Turner? What does it feel like knowing you single-handedly ruined your kingdom? |
| Janna | Look, he's been through a lot, and he really doesn't need this from you. |
| Timmy | Argh! |
| Timmy transforms Erik into a frog/flying squirrel hybrid. | |
| Erik | [ribbits] |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon | Timmy! |
| Timmy | What?! I'm gonna change him back! |
| Erik | [ribbits, runs away] |
| Chloe | Wait! |
| Erik leaps off a cliff and starts to glide. He lands on the back of a crow, and they fly away. | |
| Timmy | [sighs] Great, another thing I messed up. |
| Chloe | [teary-eyed] Erik... |
| Timmy | I guess the only thing left to do is retrace our steps and start searching all over again. |
| Janna | Or... we could just find somewhere to camp. |
| Timmy | Oh, you mean give up? |
| Brandon | It's just that we've been out here for a while. We'll be more efficient if we're well-rested. |
| Timmy | [moans] |
| Chloe | Hey. We promise we're not quitting. Just washing days of funk off our bodies. Or in Cosmo's case, weeks of funk. |
| Cosmo | [scratches his armpit, chuckling] |
| Timmy | Let's go find somewhere to camp. |
| Scene cuts to "New Monstertown", a monster village at the base of the Monster Temple mountain. Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Slushious enter the village while Cosmo (as a mole) digs up a hole. | |
| Timmy | Come on, Cosmo. Not again. |
| Cosmo | I have no home without my Wandapie! I'm sleeping in the ground tonight! |
| Janna | Just leave him. It's not our fault if he wants to be a drama king. |
| Timmy | Ugh, fine. I guess you're right. |
| In front of the Monster Temple, Eclipsa uses the Royal Magic Wand for floral decoration. | |
| Timmy | (o.s.) Hey, Eclipsa! |
| Eclipsa | Oh, Timmy! Chloe! Janna! Mr. Pants! Brandon! Welcome back! Any luck finding Wanda? |
| Timmy | [sighs] No. |
| Eclipsa | You know, have you checked the tower down the way? |
| Timmy | I've checked the tower. |
| Janna | [whispering] Three times. |
| Eclipsa | Well, you never can be too thorough. |
| Slushious | You want to bet? |
| Chloe | What? |
| Timmy | The castle's really coming along. |
| Eclipsa | It's a work in progress. Luckily, I've had lots of help from my transition team. I'd be lost without them. |
| Archibald | [holding tray of drinks] Fresh lemonade, milady? |
| Elegant Lizard Monster | Thank you, Archibald. |
| The laser puppies come running out of the temple. | |
| Chloe | Aah, puppies! Aw, did you miss us? |
| Eclipsa | Let's head inside. You must be tired |
| Brandon | Actually, I could really go for some food. |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon enter the temple. The Fairywinkle-Cosma Castle stands ruined and abandoned in the background. Cut to temple interior; the Fairy World royal guard march past a mounted wall portrait of Eclipsa. | |
| Guards | Left. Left. Left, right, left. |
| Eclipsa | (o.s.) Where's Cosmo? Still camping off-site? |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Eclipsa walk through the temple foyer. | |
| Timmy | You know Cosmo. He's processing things slowly. |
| Sir Lavabo | [gives clean clothes to monster] Prince Timmy! I mean, Regular Timmy! How goes the search for Wanda? |
| Timmy | It's going. Just... taking some time to recharge. |
| Lavabo | Did you check that tower? |
| Janna | So, Lavabo, how are things going here? |
| Lavabo | I am busy performing my royal duties as always. |
| Slime Monster | Mmm. Fresh linen smell. |
| Lavabo | I am... still getting used to seeing the fruits of my labor defiled. [chuckling] |
| Manfred | [panting] Oh, Timmy! Did you find your godmother? Things have been a bit, uh... different in her absence. |
| Eclipsa | Timmy, might I borrow you for a second? |
| Eclipsa guides Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon to Globgor's chamber. Monsters chip away at the crystal with pickaxes. | |
| Timmy | Wow. This is quite a production. |
| Eclipsa | I've spared no expense to free my poor husband. |
| Bear Monster | [his pickax breaks] Ohhh, not again! |
| Timmy | That is... not working. |
| Eclipsa | No, it's not. But I just can't help but try everything I can to bring him back. You know what that's like. |
| Timmy | Yeah, I do. |
| Eclipsa | Let's get you settled in. |
| Eclipsa leads Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon to a room covered in skulls and candles. | |
| Eclipsa | I'm afraid your rooms aren't quite ready yet. Things have been a bit hectic around here. |
| Janna | Ha-ha-ha! Don't worry about it. I'm just happy to sleep in a real bed for once. |
| Janna lies down on the third bunk of a bunk bed. Something under the covers pops up, crawls around under the bed and on the walls, and scurries up the wall; it's Meteora. On the ceiling, Meteora turns her head 180 degrees and screeches at Timmy. | |
| Timmy | [shudders] |
| Eclipsa | There's my baby! Come to Mama! |
| Meteora jumps from the ceiling and into Eclipsa's arms. | |
| Meteora | [baby talk] |
| Eclipsa | [cooing] |
| Timmy | Aw, baby Meteora. Long time no see. |
| Meteora stares at Timmy with a sinister gaze. | |
| Timmy | Uh... a-are you sure she doesn't remember anything from before? |
| Eclipsa | Of course not! At least I hope not. That'd be bad for all of us, wouldn't it? |
| Timmy casts the All-Seeing Eye spell off-screen. | |
| Eclipsa | Oh! Would you look at that? My old spying spell! Back to work already, Timmy? |
| Timmy | Yup. May as well start quadruple-checking all the places. |
| Eclipsa | That's... very thorough of you. But don't work yourself too hard. You need some time to rest. |
| Timmy | Ugh! This is pointless! [jumps off bunk bed, runs off] |
| Eclipsa | Timmy, wait! |
| Timmy | Okay, she's somewhere. But where is where?! Ugh, I don't know what to do! |
| Timmy finds Glossaryck pouring salt into a pudding cup. He pulls up a chair and in front of him and sits backwards in it. | |
| Timmy | Okay. Glossaryck, here's what's goin' down. I need your help, but I don't have time for any of your weird riddles. I am going to ask you a question, and you are going to answer it, okay? |
| Glossaryck | Okay. |
| Timmy | I think the reason I can't find Wanda is because something happened to her when we went to the magic dimension. But I can hardly remember what even happened there. What did the magic do to Wanda? |
| Glossaryck | You're asking the wrong question. The real question is, what were you doing in the magic dimension at all? That was your first mistake. |
| Timmy | What are you talking about? I had to go there to find Wanda! Just like I had to go there to defeat Toffee! |
| Glossaryck | Maybe that was a mistake, too. |
| Timmy | Huh? |
| Scene cuts to another room where Meteora is bouncing up and down in a baby jumper and Eclipsa is folding clothes with Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon. | |
| Meteora | [baby sounds] |
| Eclipsa | I'm worried about Timmy. If he can't even find Wanda with the All-Seeing Eye, well, it's not a good sign. |
| Chloe | But he was in a dimension of pure magic! I mean, maybe there's some kind of interference or something? |
| Eclipsa | That doesn't really change how my spell works, Chloe. I'm afraid someone will have to have a very difficult conversation with Timmy. |
| Chloe | [sighs] I know. There's just never a good time. |
| Timmy passes by the door of the room Eclipsa and Marco are in. | |
| Eclipsa | Now might be a good time. |
| Cut to Timmy in his pajamas, sitting on the bunk bed's top bunk and staring at a photo in her hands. There's a knock at the door. Timmy turns to face Chloe also in her pajamas. | |
| Chloe | Hey. Could we, uh... chat? |
| Timmy | Yeah, sure, what's up? |
| Chloe | [sits next to Timmy] So... how is... you? I mean... I mean, how is you are doing? |
| Timmy | Ugh, you are so bad at small talk. Just get to it. |
| Chloe | Okay, okay. It's just... we've searched everywhere in the kingdom for Wanda, but we never seem to get any closer to finding her. Have you ever worried that maybe there's a... a tiny chance that... we might never find her? |
| Timmy | Nope. We'll find her. I know it. |
| Chloe | But how can you possibly know that? |
| Timmy | Because I have this. [gives photo to Chloe] |
| Chloe | A picture of us that says "Beach Day"? |
| Timmy | Look closely, Chloe. When exactly did we go to that beach? |
| Chloe | What is this? |
| Timmy | It's a gift from Father Time. It's from the future. |
| Chloe | What?! |
| Timmy | Father Time gave it to me, and I keep it with me because sometimes I need a reminder— |
| Chloe | Oh, my gosh, this was on our fridge! How long have you had this thing?! That's, like, so many levels of time paradox! |
| Timmy | Just listen, okay?! I don't know how, but someday soon, we're gonna have this awesome beach day, and there's no way I'd be this happy if we never found Wanda. |
| Chloe | Huh. Well... I'm not keen on paradoxes, but you do look pretty happy in that photo. Still a paradox, though. Let's get some rest. The sooner we find Wanda, the sooner we get to go to the beach. |
| Chloe lays down on the third bunk and kicks Timmy's mattress above him, making her jump. | |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | Good night. |
| Timmy | Night night, guys. [turns off bed lamp] Good night, future Timmy. [puts Beach Day photo under his pillow] |
| As Timmy stares at the ceiling, paper crinkles loudly off-screen. In the bed under him, Chloe unwraps one of the Pie Carnival pies and is about to eat it. | |
| Timmy | [gasps] You bought one of their pies?! [falls out of bed] Aah! |
| Chloe | Timmy! I'm tired of corn, okay? Don't judge me. |
| Timmy | Those pies are garbage, so, yes, I will judge you. |
| Chloe | [eats pie] Mm! Mmm! Timmy, you should try this. It's actually pretty good! |
| Timmy | Yeah, who am I kidding? I'm not above garbage. |
| Chloe gives the pie to Timmy, and he notices the butterfly shape in the top of the crust. | |
| Timmy | [gasps] Chloe! |
| Timmy punches Chloe in the gut, causing her to spit out the piece of pie she was chewing. He places the chewed piece back in its original place in the pie. | |
| Timmy | ♪ Over, under, around, and through ♪ ♪ Grab the little fairy rabbit, pull him through ♪ |
| Janna | What are you doing? |
| Timmy | The crust! It's just how Wanda makes it! She made them all the time when I was a little boy! |
| Mr. Pants | So, do you think... ? |
| Timmy | Yes. |
| Timmy turns the pie over. The bottom of the pie tin reads "BAKED FRESH ON PIE ISLAND". | |
| Timmy | Wanda made these pies. |
| Scene cuts to black. Scene cuts to on Pie Island. At the pier, Timmy is next to a boat, wearing Pie Folk clothes. Several Pie Folk walk past him. He reaches into his handbag and takes out the pie. | |
| Timmy | Okay, Wanda. Where are you? [walks forward] |
| Cosmo | [appears in Pie Folk clothes and eye patch] Timmy, wait! Look, I want to find Wanda as much as you do, but trust the Pie Folk here, and you'll lose everything. Even your life. |
| Man with Axe | You guys obviously aren't from around here, huh? |
| Cosmo | Ha! What are you talking about? This is our home. Did you not notice that we're dressed in the traditional garb of the Pie Folk? |
| Man with Axe | Yeah, whatever. Anyway, if you're gonna leave, you should have somebody keep an eye on your boat. I'll be happy to do it for a few bucks. |
| Cosmo | Good idea! Just allow me to grab my things. |
| Cosmo tosses an anchor onto the boat and through its hull, causing it to sink. | |
| Timmy | Cosmo you idiot! |
| Man with Axe | A'ight. I'm out. [walks away] |
| Cosmo | That's right! Run away! I won't be swindled by you and yours! |
| Timmy | Cosmo, what are you doing? |
| Cosmo | Oh, can't you see he's a racketeer? That scoundrel wants us to pay him to protect our boat from himself. We have to stay ahead of these schemes if we're gonna find Wanda. Now, where's Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon? |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | (o.s.) Here. |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon appear wearing Pie Folk clothes. | |
| Janna | Uh, where's the boat? |
| Cosmo | I sank it. Where's the bloodhound? |
| Brandon | The sales guy said that only a fool would use a bloodhound to track someone. So, I bought this instead! [summons a white monkey] |
| Monkey | [chitters] |
| Timmy | You got... a monkey. |
| Cosmo | No, Timmy, he got swindled. |
| Brandon | No, it'll work. Just like on my how-to video, "How to Track Someone"! Our spirits are bonded. Have him sniff the pie. |
| Timmy holds the pie up to the monkey's face. | |
| Monkey | [sniffs] |
| Brandon | Now, go find Wanda! [tosses monkey onto the pier] |
| The monkey slowly blinks its eyes and holds up Timmy's wallet. | |
| Timmy | Is that my wallet?! |
| The monkey waves its hand over its face and looks mischievous. | |
| Brandon | But... But we're spirit bonded! |
| The monkey removes its own beauty mark, revealed to be fake, and flicks it away. | |
| Brandon | No! Not the beauty mark! |
| Monkey | [laughs, clicks tongue, runs away] |
| Brandon | Monkey, no! |
| Cosmo | See, Timmy? Swindled. Uh, Timmy? |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo notice Timmy is gone. In the Pie Folk village, Timmy goes up to a little boy sitting by a pig-drawn wagon. | |
| Timmy | Aw, hey there, little guy. Do you think you can tell me where they make these pies? |
| Sandy | Sure, I know where. And I'll tell you – if you help me steal this wagon. |
| Timmy | Steal? J— No! What?! No! |
| Cosmo | (o.s.) It's a deal! |
| Timmy | Cosmo, what are you doing? |
| Cosmo | Um, give us a second, my boy. [pulls Timmy aside] It's okay. You see, this kid is running a classic Pie Folk scam. The wagon belongs to him, and he wants us to steal his wagon so that the shill can come out of hiding and catch us in the act of stealing his wagon. We need to draw the shill out of hiding! [gnaws on wagon padlock] |
| Short Pie Folk Man | [runs up to Cosmo] Hey, you there, stop! |
| Cosmo | There he is! Ho-hah! |
| Cosmo fires the short man to the ground. | |
| Cosmo | [demonic] Ah-ha! |
| Timmy | Cosmo, stop! You're hurting him! |
| Cosmo | [demonic] No! Don't you see? He's the shill! |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Ah! I'm not the shill! The shill is over there! |
| Shifty Man with Cane | Yeah, he's right. I am the shill. Me and the boy were trying to trick you out of your wallet, but it didn't work. |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | What? |
| Shifty Man with Cane | All right, come on, Sandy. Get back in your little hole there. Let's get going. |
| The little boy gets sucked up into the cane-holding man's stubby right leg, and they walk off. | |
| Cosmo | Ugh! I got the wrong shill! |
| Short Pie Folk Man | I was just trying to stop him from robbing you. They robbed me last week. That's why I've got the broken arm. |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon help the short man off the ground. | |
| Mr. Pants | Easy does it, sir. |
| Timmy | I am so sorry. You will have to forgive Cosmo. |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Typical lazy thinking, if you ask me. You think all Pie Folk are liars and thieves! Some of us are good, you know? Luckily, I have a pretty thick crust. [crying] Oh, Boysenberry! Why are people so cruel?! |
| Timmy | W-W-W-Wait, please. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. We didn't mean any harm. Before you go, just... Do you know who made this pie? |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Well, actually, I... I do. |
| Timmy | Oh, sweet! Can you take us there? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please? |
| Short Pie Folk Man | I'm not too keen on doing favors for people who assault me. [climbs onto wagon] Okay, Boysenberry, let's be on our way. [to Timmy] I wish you well. Sorry I wasn't able to help you. |
| Cosmo | [stops wagon] Just a moment, please! [groans] This... This does not come easy for me, for I am but an old man set in his ways. But please, please forgive me. I just... I just miss my Wandapie! [crying] |
| Timmy | Cosmo, no. Shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay. We're going to find her. |
| Short Pie Folk Man | You know, I-I lost a pie myself, once. Oh, please... please allow me to take you to where your pie was made. |
| The short man gives Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo a wagon ride through the village. | |
| Timmy | We really, really appreciate this. I was beginning to lose hope. |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Well, not to worry. Always happy to help. |
| Cosmo | [crying] |
| Chloe | [gives Cosmo a handkerchief] Don't cry, Cosmo. Here. |
| Cosmo | [sobbing softly, grabs Chloe's wrist] Aah! Chloe! |
| Chloe | What?! What is going on? |
| Cosmo | Chloe, these tears are fake tears. |
| Chloe | [teary-eyed] Mine are real. |
| Cosmo | I wanna show you something. |
| Chloe | Oh, no, no. You— No. You don't have to do that. |
| Cosmo pulls up his left pant leg. Several crabs are pinching his leg. | |
| Cosmo | Ho-ho! That's bracing. That is bracing. Those little devils get the tears flowing. You see, I played on the little fool's sympathy to get him to take us to Wanda. I've got him right where I want— [groans] Ouch! |
| Short Pie Folk Man | I say, would you be a dear and pull that lever for me, please? What with the arm and all. |
| Timmy pulls the lever, and the wagon rattles. The top half of a pillory raises up and falls to capture Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo inside. | |
| Cosmo | Ow! [stammers] What's this?! This wasn't supposed to happen! |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Is everyone comfy? |
| Cosmo | What's going on here, you little weirdo?! |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Oh, honestly. Did you really think your petty scams and those ridiculous disguises would work on us? [chuckles] |
| Chloe | Aww, my disguise was starting to grow on me. |
| Short Pie Folk Man | Oh! [giggles] That's shocking... because I find them to be rather confining. |
| The short man unzips his disguise to reveal a very tall man inside. He un-contorts his body and stands up straight. | |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon | Ugh...! |
| Cosmo | I was wrong again. |
| Pie King | [sinister laughter] Everyone, everyone, gather round, gather round! And say hello to our new guests. [removes hook hand] And for the right price, I'm sure they'll make delicious pies. |
| Timmy | Wait, what? Make pies? |
| Pie King | [puts on auctioning gavel] Now, who will start the bidding? |
| Lanky, Bearded Man | I'll give ya five bucks! |
| Short, Chubby Man | I'll give you ten. |
| Man with Fork and Knife | I'll pay twenty! |
| Chloe | They're gonna eat us! |
| Timmy | No, guys, I took that to mean we're gonna help them make pies. Right, Cosmo? |
| Cosmo | [crying] I don't know anything anymore! |
| The Pie Folk shout over each other making bids. The white monkey that stole Timmy's wallet appears in the crowd. | |
| Brandon | [gasps] Monkey! |
| The monkey takes out a gold key. | |
| Brandon | Monkey, the key! Yes! I just knew we had a connection, you little—! |
| Monkey | [steals Timmy's shoes] |
| Timmy | Hey! My shoes! |
| The monkey makes off with Timmy's shoes and tosses the key away. | |
| Brandon | The key! |
| Pie King | [bangs gavel] Sold! To Fat Brett Scamson for the price of—! |
| A tall, gravelly-voiced figure in a cloak appears in the crowd. | |
| Cloaked Figure | Wait! I'll give you 45 billion, 710 million, 412 thousand, 242... pennies! |
| Crowd | [gasps] |
| Pie King | Sold. |
| Cloaked Figure | [writes a check] Do not cash this till Monday. [gives check to Pie King] |
| Pie King | [sniffs the check] Deal! [bangs gavel] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo are tossed into the cloaked figure's house. They stand over them and reach into their cloak. | |
| Timmy | I hope you get a refund, 'cause you just made a bad purchase. |
| Timmy gets ready to fight, but he gets hit in the face with a rubber chicken. | |
| Timmy | Wha...?! |
| Cloaked Figure | The only thing bad... |
| Four eyes appear under the cloaked figure's hood. They pull back their hood to reveal Foolduke and the monkey. | |
| Foolduke | ...is that check I just wrote! Whoops! I have no money. |
| Monkey | [shrieks] |
| Timmy | Foolduke! |
| Brandon | Monkey?! |
| Monkey | [shrieks] |
| Foolduke | Oh, I was wondering where he got these. [holds Timmy's shoes] |
| Timmy | [hugs Foolduke] Aww, I knew there was somebody good on this island! |
| Foolduke | [to monkey] Give the wallet back. |
| The monkey gives Timmy his wallet. Timmy takes his wallet and shoes. | |
| Timmy | What the— What are you doing here? |
| Foolduke | Well... I'm from here. |
| Timmy | You Pie Folk? |
| Foolduke | Yup, just came to visit the old family. Hey, family! We got company! |
| Foolduke's Father | They got anything good? |
| Foolduke | No! And quit scamming my husband! |
| Foolduke's parents are playing a board game with Ruberiot. | |
| Ruberiot | It's okay, honey. I can feel a winning streak coming my way. [rolls dice] Noooo! |
| Ruberiot gives his hat to Foolduke's parents, and they put it on a pile of stuff they already won from him. | |
| Foolduke | Timmy, what are you doing here? |
| Timmy | Well, we've been trying to find Wanda. [shows Foolduke the pie] |
| Foolduke | That's a pie. |
| Timmy | Yup. This pie is gonna lead us to Wanda. Only she bakes pies like this. |
| Foolduke | [sighs, walks off-screen] |
| Timmy | We just need to find where she's making them. |
| Foolduke | (o.s.) Timmy? |
| Foolduke reveals several pies that look identical to Timmy's pie. | |
| Timmy | You Queen-napped Wanda? |
| Foolduke | No. Pie Folk have been making pies like this for hundred-thousands of years. |
| Timmy | Even with the little butterfly? |
| Foolduke | Actually, it's a moth. I'm sorry, Timmy, but Wanda's not here. Maybe that's a good thing. This place is terrible! Ruberiot's lost everything except the hot air balloon we got here with! |
| Ruberiot | Nooooo! My wife is gonna kill me. |
| The white monkey hangs from the hot air balloon that Foolduke's parents just won from Ruberiot. | |
| Cosmo | How do you play this game? |
| Foolduke's Father | Give me that wedding ring, and I'll teach ya. |
| Timmy | Oh, no. |
| Cosmo | [starts to remove his wedding ring] |
| Timmy | Come on, Cosmo. Let's go. |
| Cosmo | [puts ring back on] Okay. |
| Timmy | [sighs] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo leave Foolduke's house and fly away from Pie Island on Slushious. | |
| Chloe | [teary-eyed] So, what do we do now? |
| Cosmo | [teary-eyed] Sleep... until the pain in my heart is gone. [whimpering, covers himself with Cloudy] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | [crying] |
| They fly into a cloud of smoke. | |
| Mr. Pants | It's okay. We'll... We'll figure something out. |
| Timmy | [crying, sniffing] |
| Janna | Wait. Are you crying, or are those allergies? |
| Timmy | [sniffing] |
| Janna | What—? Uh, what—? What are you doing? [sniffing] |
| Cosmo | [sniffing] |
| Mr. Pants | [sniffing] |
| Brandon | [sniffing] |
| Chloe | [sniffing] Uh, what's going on? |
| Timmy | You smell that? |
| Cosmo | I'd recognize that particular blend of cinnamon and cardamom anywhere! |
| Timmy | Foolduke's pies didn't smell like that. Wanda's here! Slushious, take us into that volcano. |
| Slushious | Okay! Going to the volcano. [flies down toward volcano] |
| Brandon | Wait, we're going into a volcano?! |
| Scene cuts to black. Cut back to Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, Cosmo, and Slushious flying down into the volcano's mouth. | |
| Timmy | I know you're down here, Wanda. I just know it. |
| Cosmo | Okay, does everyone have their emergency preparation lunchboxes in case we're held captive for the rest of our lives? |
| Timmy | Yes, Cosmo. |
| Monkey | [appears on Timmy's head, hooting] |
| Timmy | [gasps, gets the monkey off his head] |
| Slushious hits the bottom of the volcano, causing Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo to fall off. | |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | [scream, grunt] |
| Slushious | Oops! Sorry! I-I didn't see the ground there. |
| A steam whistle blows. | |
| Timmy | What? |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon walk over to and look over a nearby ledge. | |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | Whoa...! |
| In a giant factory, dozens of Pie Folk make pies together. One of them churns butter, two others squish dirt with their feet, three others mold the dirt into pie shapes, and several more carry them to a table. Someone, from off-screen, uses her wand to levitate the pies, turn their dirt filling into more edible ingredients, and cover them with pie crust, all while humming a song. | |
| Chloe | That song! Timmy, isn't that your—? |
| Timmy | [gasps] It is! |
| The fairy humming folds pie dough into a butterfly shape and places it on top of a pie. They levitate several pies into the central oven to bake, and use their magic to stoke the flames. When one of the pies is fully baked, they levitate it out of the oven. It is revealed to be Wanda. | |
| Timmy | [echoing] WANDA! |
| Chloe | [covers Timmy's mouth] What are you doing?! |
| Timmy | [shoves Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon away] Guys, get your hands off of me! |
| Mr. Pants | Timmy, I know we finally found Wanda, but let's just not blow this. |
| A chef's hat flies past Timmy's face. | |
| Cosmo | (o.s.) [demonic] [grunting] |
| Timmy | Huh? |
| Cosmo beats up a couple of Pie Folk and removes their hats and aprons. | |
| Timmy | Oh, great idea, Cosmo! We'll get in using disguises! |
| Cosmo | Disguises? Oh! Yeah! That's exactly what I was doing. |
| Pie Folk Man | [pained groan] |
| Timmy dresses up like a Pie Folk baker. | |
| Timmy | Okay, let's go get Wanda. |
| Brandon | Ugh! You know we already did disguises, and it didn't work? |
| Timmy | Yup! Let's go. |
| Cosmo | But don't I get a costume? I'm the one who beat them up. |
| Timmy | No, you can't go! Oh, I'm sorry. You always mess things up! Uh, is that mean? I know that sounds mean. I love you so much, Cosmo. |
| Cosmo | Uh, [stammers] I love you, too. |
| Timmy | [pulls Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon along and runs toward factory] Don't worry! You have a purpose on this mission, Cosmo! Just not right now! |
| Slushious | Uh, bring back some pie for me, okay? |
| The monkey pops out of Slushious with a slice of pie. | |
| Slushious | [long breathy gasp] |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon lower down to the factory from a rope and spy on the Pie Folk from behind a rock wall. | |
| Timmy | All right, I got an idea. |
| Brandon | Great. What is it? |
| Timmy | [runs into the factory] |
| Janna | W-What? Timmy, what are you doing? |
| Wanda hands freshly-baked pies to a line of Pie Folk chefs. Timmy gets in line and approaches Wanda from behind. | |
| Timmy | Hey, Godmom! |
| Wanda | [turns to face Timmy] You call me "godmom"? |
| Timmy | [takes pie from Wanda] No. |
| Timmy walks away, and Wanda looks confused. Timmy goes back behind the rock wall where Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon are. | |
| Timmy | All right, Wanda's completely lost her memory. |
| Mr. Pants | Okay, so what do we do? |
| Timmy | I got an idea. |
| Chloe | Great. What is it? |
| Timmy | [runs into the factory again] |
| Janna | [stammers] Timmy, wait! What are you doing?! |
| Timmy makes a pair of Rainbow Fists and charges at the Pie Folk. | |
| Timmy | Yaaaaaah! |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon | Timmy?! |
| Pie Folk surround Chloe, Janna, Mr, Pants, Brandon and they fight them off with karate. | |
| Timmy | Bunny Rabbit Blast! |
| Timmy blasts some Pie Folk away with a blast of bunnies, then jumps into a circle of Pie Folk. | |
| Timmy | Tiara Tornado! |
| Timmy blows away all the surrounding Pie Folk except for a green-haired woman with an eye patch. | |
| Woman with Eye Patch | Intruder! |
| Timmy | Super Geyser Windstorm! |
| Timmy launches the green-haired woman into the air with a geyser of water. | |
| Wanda | [giving pie to chef] Here you go. |
| The green-haired woman falls into the lava near Wanda. | |
| Wanda | What the—? |
| The chef Wanda was about to hand the pie to gets blasted with more water. | |
| Timmy | Sorry, Wanda! [ties burlap sack over Wanda's head] |
| Timmy puts a burlap sack over Wanda's head and carries her off. He blasts away a chef that Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon are fighting and place Wanda onto a cart. Mr. Pants sits on the cart, and Timmy, Chloe, Janna, and Brandon push the cart. Three Pie Folk block Timmy, Chloe, Janna, and Brandon's path. | |
| Timmy | Starfish Tsunami! |
| Timmy washes the Pie Folk away with a tidal wave of starfish. | |
| Timmy | Quick, this way! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon duck behind a rock wall as more Pie Folk come running. | |
| Pie Folk Woman | Get him! |
| Timmy | Cosmo, we're back! Let's go! |
| Cosmo | So what if I mess things up? Shouldn't I still get a costume? |
| A narwhal from Timmy's Narwhal Blast lands on Cosmo's lap. | |
| Timmy | (o.s.) Cosmo! |
| Cosmo | Mm? Oh! [laughs] Right. |
| Cosmo and Slushious reach the bottom of the rock wall next to Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon. Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo go inside Slushious with Wanda in a sack. | |
| Cosmo | Wandapie! [hugs Wanda] You're even more beautiful than I remembered. |
| Wanda | [muffled] I am not a pie! |
| Pie Folk Woman | [turns around] Hey, get 'em! |
| Pie Folk | [clamoring] Get 'em! Don't let 'em go! Don't let 'em get away! |
| The Pie Folk try to stop Timmy and the others, but they start flying upward and out of range. | |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | [cheering] |
| Slushious suddenly starts losing altitude, falling back toward the ground. | |
| Pie Folk Woman | You come back here! |
| Timmy | No! No-no-no-no-no-no-no! What's going on?! |
| Chloe | Uh, I think something's going on with Slushious. |
| The monkey force-feeds numerous pies to Slushious, causing her to get physically sick. | |
| Slushious | [groaning] |
| Brandon stops the monkey from feeding Slushious. | |
| Brandon | Oh! Monkey! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo fall into a circle of Pie Folk. Three of them catch Wanda in their arms. | |
| Pie Folk | [sinister laugh] |
| Timmy | [growls] Sparkle Lightning Blast! |
| Timmy makes an opening in the Pie Folk's circle with a blast of magic. | |
| Pie Folk | [exclaim] |
| Timmy | [charging another blast] Give me Wanda! |
| Pie King | [shoving through Pie Folk crowd] Ugh! Stop, stop, stop! Knock it off, you! |
| Timmy | What? What are you doing here? |
| Pie King | Granting you my royal audience. After all... I'm the Pie King! [reveals crown under his hat] |
| Timmy | Pie King? How many disguises do you have? |
| Pie King | [poofs behind Timmy] That doesn't matter right now. What does matter is the Sky Baker is free to go whenever and wherever she likes. |
| Timmy | What? Sky Baker? |
| Pie King | Yeah, she fell to us from the sky! |
| Timmy | She's not the Sky Baker. She's my fairy godmother! [to Wanda] You're my godmother, and I'm the prince. Well, I was the king, too. But anyway... Look, you need to come back with us to our home. |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon | [jumps up behind crowd] There's lots of corn! |
| Cosmo | [jumps up behind crowd] And you are the prettiest one there! |
| Wanda | Goodness. |
| Pie King | Well, that sounds lovely. But that's not the full story, is it? |
| Timmy | What? |
| A giant pie is wheeled out on a cart. Some of the Pie Folk bow their heads. The Pie King jumps on top of the giant pie. | |
| Pie King | Behold! The Pie of Truth! |
| Janna | [behind the crowd] I can't see anything. |
| Cosmo | Get on my shoulders, my kids! |
| Cosmo hoists Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon up on his shoulders, allowing Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, and Brandon to see over the crowd. | |
| Cosmo | What do you see? |
| Brandon | Well, there's, uh, a giant pie. |
| Cosmo | What? Pie? [hoists himself onto Chloe's shoulders] What are they plotting? |
| Chloe | How the—?! [grunts] |
| Pie King | The Pie of Truth reveals everything. Long ago, a Pie Folk girl traveled to the mainland with a Pie Carnival and was accidentally left behind. She was taken by the king of Fairy World and raised by the Magical High Commission. No one knew that she was not of royal blood. Her name was Festivia. And she became the queen of Fairy World. So, that means your great, great, greaty-great, etcetera godgranny was Pie Folk. And if Sky Baker is your godmom... then you're Pie Folk, too! |
| Cosmo | [demonic] No! [shoves crowd aside] My Wanda is not some dirty pie-monger! I won't allow it! |
| The Pie Folk drag Cosmo back. | |
| Cosmo | Nooooo! |
| Timmy | No! No, no, no! You're a liar! You're literally the king of liars! There is no way we're Pie Folk! |
| Pie King | Oh, you think it's a coincidence that your godmother just happened to end up here on Pie Island? |
| Timmy | I-I don't know why she ended up here. But Wanda, this isn't your home. Don't you remember anything besides this place? |
| Wanda | I don't. I know how to make pies. |
| Pie King | And what delicious pies they are! Thanks to you, we finally have a pie that we can be proud of. |
| Wanda | Oh, you... you like my pies? |
| Pie King | I do like your pies. And if you don't mind, could you get back to the oven and bake some more? We're way behind schedule. |
| Wanda | [to Timmy] I'm going to go make pies now. |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo shove through the crowd again. | |
| Cosmo | [demonic] No! |
| Several Pie Folk appear to block them. | |
| Cosmo | [growls] |
| Wanda | I do hope you find your godmother. |
| Pie King | Oh, long bake the pies! |
| Pie Folk | [cheering] |
| The Pie Folk carry Wanda back over to the oven. | |
| Pie King | Sorry to cut this short, but we are behind schedule. Pinkus, give them a parting gift – one of the day-old pies. |
| Pinkus | But those are Pinkus' favorite. |
| Pie King | What did I say about sharing? Hmm? |
| Pinkus | [muttering] I'll show you sharing. [grumbles] |
| Pie King | Okay, everyone, back to work! |
| Pie Folk | [grumbling] |
| Wanda | [humming] |
| Timmy | Maybe... this is where she belongs. |
| Timmy turns to leave, but looks back at Wanda one more time. | |
| Timmy | [to the tune of Wanda's humming] ♪ Over, under, around, and through ♪ ♪ Grab the little fairy rabbit, pull him through ♪ |
| Wanda stops humming and drops her floating pies on the floor. She looks back at Timmy. | |
| Wanda | ♪ Pinch it and fold it and tie it in a bow ♪ |
| Timmy and Wanda | ♪ Like two little bunny ears made out of dough ♪ |
| Wanda | [smiles] Timmy? |
| Timmy | [gasps] |
| Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | [gasps] |
| Pie Folk | [murmuring] Stupid music... |
| Timmy and Wanda | ♪ Over and under, wherever you roam ♪ ♪ Sweet little fairy rabbit, hop back home ♪ |
| Wanda and Timmy hold a pie together, and Wanda tops it with a butterfly crust. | |
| Wanda | [teary-eyed] I... I remember this song. I don't remember anything, but I remember this song. |
| The Pie King knocks the pie out of their hands. | |
| Pie King | [teary-eyed] That was so... [sniffles] beautiful. Now, scoot! Sky Baker has pies to make. [shoves Timmy away] |
| Timmy | Aah! What?! |
| Wanda | I thought I was free to choose. |
| Pie King | Yes, and you chose to stay here and make pies for us. By the way, they're delicious pies. They're selling like crazy at the Pie Carnival. |
| Wanda | No, I think I've changed my mind. I'd like to go and sing songs with that boy. [runs toward Timmy] |
| Pie King | What?! |
| Wanda | [grabs Timmy's hand] Come on, Timmy, let's go! |
| Pie King | Argh! Seize them! |
| The Pie Folk chase after Timmy and Wanda. | |
| Janna | This way! |
| Timmy | [laughs] Eat my sparkles! |
| Timmy destroys a bridge between them and the Pie Folk, and one of them falls over to bridge the gap. The other Pie Folk trample over him while crossing. | |
| Pie Folk Man | Oh, yeah, thanks, Craig! Just keep walking all over me like usual! |
| The Pie Folk chase Timmy and company through the volcano tunnels. Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, Cosmo, and Wanda stop at a dead end over the molten lava. | |
| Bearded Pie Folk Man | You can't run anymore, kid! |
| Timmy | Shooting Star Explosion! |
| Timmy shoots several stars that hit the wall behind the Pie Folk. Far below, the Pie King loads a giant pie with a skull-shaped crust onto a catapult. | |
| Timmy | Strawberry death pie...! |
| Pie King | Ready for your last meal? |
| A rubber chicken dangles in front of the Pie King's face. The chicken hits the back of his head and knocks him over. | |
| Pie King | Ow! |
| Foolduke and Ruberiot appear in the hot air balloon. | |
| Foolduke | Ha-ha! I committed treason against my homeland! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Brandon, and Cosmo | Foolduke! Ruberiot! |
| Foolduke | What'd I say, husband? |
| Ruberiot | You said the rubber chick— |
| Foolduke | The rubber chicken was a good idea! |
| Foolduke's balloon rises up toward Timmy and company. | |
| Pie Folk | They're getting away! Don't let 'em get away! |
| Timmy, Chloe, Janna, Mr. Pants, Cosmo, and Wanda grab onto the balloon as it rises, leaving Brandon behind. | |
| Brandon | Huh?! Wait! Wait! Wait! |
| Timmy | Brandon! |
| Pie Folk | Get back here! |
| The Pie Folk close in on Brandon. He leaps toward the balloon, but he fails to grab Timmy's hand and starts to fall. | |
| Brandon | [screaming] |
| The monkey grabs Brandon's hand and saves him. | |
| Brandon | Huh? Monkey! [gasps] [tearing up] You do care! |
| Monkey | [hoots] |
| Brandon | [whispers] No. |
| Monkey | [hoots, curls fingers in a "Gimme" motion] |
| Brandon | [whispers] No! |
| The monkey loosens his grip on Brandon's hand, and Brandon's grip starts slipping. | |
| Brandon | Fine! Take it! [gives monkey his wallet] |
| Brandon climbs up into the balloon basket, and the balloon floats away from Pie Island. | |
| Brandon | I can't believe that monkey was gonna let me fall into lava. |
| Foolduke | It's not lava. It's lukewarm tomato sauce. |
| Branodn | [chuckling] Okay. What? |
| Foolduke | I hate coming here. |
| Timmy | So, Wanda, are you okay? I mean, you've been through kind of a lot. |
| Wanda | I'm fine. You know, it's funny. I have no idea what's gonna happen, but I have this feeling that no matter what, it's going to be okay because I'm meant to be here with you. |
| Timmy hugs Wanda. Everyone share a family hug. The hot air balloon leaves Pie Island as the sun sets. | |
| (end song) |
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